cipheramnesia:

facelessoldgargoyle:

cipheramnesia:

facelessoldgargoyle:

horrorlesbians:

public proposals are so embarrassing if someone tried to propose to me in public I’d walk away

Because we’re gay and love free dessert, mostly. Grifting is my love language

“grifting is my love language” is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard

We’ve proposed to each other 3 times now. The first time was in a park, with just us. The second time was immediately afterwards, in a restaurant, where the family next to us bought our dinner and left without telling us that’s what they were doing, and the restaurant gave us champagne and chocolate cake. The third time, the restaurant gave us Prosecco. At least one of use legitimately cried on each occasion, so we’re giving the crowd their money’s worth. But yeah, defn grifting.

I mean this in the most queer friendship way possible for someone I’ve never met: I fuckin love you.

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    public proposals are so embarrassing if someone tried to propose to me in public I’d walk away

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