


Do not buy furniture on Amazon. Do not buy furniture that you have not personally seen and touched, period; do not buy anything larger than a breadbox on Amazon. Do not do it. That $112 bed frame on Amazon does not actually “have 5 stars,” because the positive reviews were either 1) paid for by the company selling it or 2) “accidentally” bulk-transferred over from a listing for a different item that was discontinued in 2009. (It may have been, like, a salad spinner, workout DVD, or other old As-Seen-On-TV item? I’ve encountered that particular review-scamming method a couple times.) If you order furniture on Amazon, you will almost certainly not receive the item in the picture because the picture is always photoshopped, it will probably arrive damaged, it will be impossible to assemble without a drill because the screwholes weren’t pre-drilled or were put in the wrong places, it will be impossible to assemble at all because it uses mysteriously-sourced 100-lbf-Janka-hardness lumber that you can dig into with your fingernail and crack by dropping your phone, you will not be able to fit it back into the box to return it without hurting yourself or tearing the box, and you will have to live with the knowledge that someone getting paid less than minimum wage injured their back delivering you this deeply-embarrassing item. Do not buy furniture on Amazon.
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