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little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it’s the tense moment where they show their hand but it’s a fantasy so they can’t say things like “full house” or “royal flush” so they same some nonsense like “three crowns and a dead crow” and the crowd is like “oooOOHH” so we know that’s good

Other character smirks: “Well, I’ve got a castle on four omens.”

The crowd “oohs” louder, so we know that it’s Much Better™️

thats how i feel watching scenes with regular cards

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