primeemeraldheiress:

excuseme-howdareyou:

Favorite moments from working telephone customer service:

•customer: (currently putting in a bulk order for reusable menstrual cups to give to refugee camps) Have you ever been to Africa?

Me: No

Customer: Can I rant to you for a bit about giraffes?

Me: Sure, why not

Customer: ok so this asshole decided to wake me up this morning by sticking his head through my window-

…

•Customer (a sweet little old lady with a strong New Orleans accent): Ohh sweetie, have you ever been classically trained in opera?

Me: I’ve been trained in singing but I can’t say I’ve ever done opera.

Customer: Well you should. Your voice is like butter and that’s your speaking voice! Hon, if you’re ever in New Orleans you find me and I am gonna get you a spot on stage!

(I later found out she was a singer for the New Orleans Opera Association when she was younger)

(Sadly I’ve still never been there)

…

•Customer is calling in from Hawaii

Me: So just to confirm, your shipping address is 123 Ka-… *quietly* Oh no…

Customer, sounding like he’s really holding back his absolute glee: Say it. Say it out loud.

Me, knowing approximately nothing of the Hawaiian language but have seen Dragon Ball Z: 123 kame… hame… ha? boulevard?

Customer: (fucking dying of laughter on the phone)

It’s the

Oh no

Say it

that’s cracking me up right now.

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