iporygon:

therightnippleofgilgamesh:

a genre-aware white haired anime boy that dyes his hair in protagonist colours in an attempt to avoid his tragic fate

Anime mom untying her side ponytail when shit starts going down to avoid death

lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

me-patra:

so I played this free web game recently and it’s super obviously influenced by Zero Escape!! it made me really happy

funimationentertainment:

i was on my ds during free period and i streetpassed my sub and this is his message im going to shit myself

purex:

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

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saywhatjessie:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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rcbboy:

King pachirisu! Congratulation!

morristibbs:

too many revelations

radtracks:

king and lionheart // of monsters and men

and in the sea that’s painted black
creatures lurk below the deck
but you’re a king and i’m a lionheart

dashingicecream:

team RWBY in some random outfits ( ´ ▽ ` )

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