New Game: The Worthy Dentist
Arbitrarily choose a friend, pull them aside, and inform them “you are the worthy dentist”
Then, fall to one knee and extend a hand for a handshake and ask “will you accept the title?”
The object is to get them to accept the title without explaining anything; say anything you have to, but don’t let them leave.
Once they accept and shake your hand, clasp their hand right and shout “I’M FREE” and run away, laughing.
You are not allowed to explain anything for 24 hours.