iporygon:

therightnippleofgilgamesh:

a genre-aware white haired anime boy that dyes his hair in protagonist colours in an attempt to avoid his tragic fate

Anime mom untying her side ponytail when shit starts going down to avoid death

lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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"w is not a vowel"
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
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me-patra:

so I played this free web game recently and it’s super obviously influenced by Zero Escape!! it made me really happy

funimationentertainment:

i was on my ds during free period and i streetpassed my sub and this is his message im going to shit myself

purex:

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

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#queue

saywhatjessie:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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#me #vv #queue

rcbboy:

King pachirisu! Congratulation!

morristibbs:

too many revelations