Awake O Sleeper

The Wright Brothers

17th September 2013


isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 


How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]



I never knew so many difficult choices came with being the president of the united states.

Celestia’s Execution.


How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?


ask not what the vine can do for you, ask what you can do for the vine

ask not what the vine can do for you, ask what you can do for the vine

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instead of saying ‘free him’ let’s just add a picture of N 


Found this from when I did the “sleep deprivation comics”. Evidently I had some kind of idea but then I scrapped it and stopped and I’m SO GLAD BECAUSE THIS IS A LOT FUNNIER THAN ANYTHING I COULD ACTUALLY THINK OF

adulthood also means making your cheese potatoes at 9:30 at night after having toaster oven nachos for lunch at 3 after waking up at noon despite that going to bed within the half-hour would probably be ideal

and also

not giving a fuck

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adulthood means eating your cheese potatoes right out of the goddamn pot you boiled them in and not giving a fuck at all


this is pretty sad actually