zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

phoenixface:

getting those hella billz 

magnezone:

ruby and sapphire’s regirock/regice/registeel sidequest was like something you’d hear on the playground from old Johnny HasAnUncleAtNintendo except it was totally real which is why it’s still one of my favourite things in gaming

allthingslinguistic:

Practice with Pronouns is a site that lets you practise subject, object, possessive, and reflexive forms of English third person pronouns. It comes with a few of the most common options, but you can also fill in whatever pronouns you like. Useful for both English learners and people wanting to practise using nonbinary pronouns.  

As if it couldn’t get any more delightful, it often uses quotes from Welcome to Night Vale in the practice sentences, which is definitely far more entertaining than See Spot Run. The feedback sentences are also very cute. 

(Hm, I’m pretty sure the second blank in that screenshot should have said “xyr”, in retrospect.)

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#queue

these people on law & order need to enunciate better because “what subpoenas?” did not sound like the sentence that it actually was

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7/22/14
#what's a penis
"

I love celebrity encounters. The best was in a hotel in London.

I was in the lobby and saw Lucy Liu. She’s, like, this tall. She looked up at me and saw a tag sticking out the back of my sweater. She reached up, tucked it in, and said, ‘Now you’re perfect.’

I would die on a battlefield for Lucy Liu.

"
Canadian novelist Douglas Coupland on dying for Lucy Liu. (via elementarystan)
"FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON"
me, going hard as hell in nukem, catching the ball and launching it back at the same dude like five times in a row

randommakings:

needlekind:

needlekind:

needlekind:

the westboro baptist church has an entire soundcloud account. there’s a wrecking ball parody. a feel good inc. parody. a royals parody and oh my god, oh my god, THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PARODIED LET IT GO, THEY DID A VERSION OF LET IT GO, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, HOW DID IT TAKE US THIS LONG TO FIND THIS

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oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

THEY DID THE ENTIRE BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY I’M GOING TO FUCKING LEAVE MY BODY RAPTURE-STYLE

You know going to there sound-cloud and listening to their vial shit is exactly what they want you to do. Even if you’re only doing it to make fun of them, it’s what they want.

Don’t give them what they want.

if what the westboro baptist church wants is for an eighteen-year-old lesbian to spend ~5 minutes of her life laughing and mostly-jokingly demanding that their “Dyke Wedding” parody be played at her wedding, reception, and funeral then i am more than happy to oblige tbh because my ability to find humor in situations like these to keep me going is way more important than giving a small handful of extra hits to a group that isn’t actually going to gain any meaningful affect from them

don’t tell me what to do (i can use bold text, too, see)

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

ladugard:

Luna’s ending always makes me want to cry.

Morning break doodle. Messed up on her outfit a bit.

cobrall:

please stop making comics about the stereotypical jock boy beating up the stereotypical nerd boy and somehow incorporating love. do not write them under posts about physical indicators of soulmates (glowing chests, names on wrists) and better yet, don’t reblog that shit when you see it!

stop living in this weird fantasy world where anyone’s secretly meant to be with their abuser forever. I can’t believe this is a text post I need to make

today all of the groups at camp worked together to create their own story using disney characters and my group’s literally came out looking like one of my fandom headcanon posts, good god

elsa was thrown a birthday party and every disney character the kids cared to draw was invited. cinderella was invited. mickey and minnie mouse were invited. multiple lego movie characters were invited; was that even disney?? hans tried to sneak in and jack sparrow threw him out the window

and then all of them did the nae nae

I discussed Disney shipping with my group today holy shit


“don’t you think jack frost and Elsa would make the perfect couple?” “first of all, jack and tooth were MADE for each other, don’t talk to me”

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2-ee:

an average day on the /SFM subreddit