gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

makanidotdot:

out of all the things was hoping for in book 4 i did not expect one of them to be old men in longjohns

madi and in are sitting on her bed again and she is actively viewing robot porn approximately one foot away from me

friendship

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craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

josiahfiles:

trying to present simple concepts that work best with a casual/unplanned atmosphere in a polished illustration

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#queue

ikamane:

AND SO THE FANART BEGINS iamgoingtofangrillsohard

I’ve had this idea on my mind since around EP’s ending (a few weeks after my puppy chewed my pen). I’m so glad I could finally make it. ~ v ~I couldn’t decide if I wanted to stick with a transparent bg (like i normally do), or if i wanted to go with her eyecolor as the bg because it looks so darn precious > A < So, as my twinnie suggested, i’m posting both of them.

timetravelresetbaby:

needlekind:

madi and i are hanging out in her bedroom and we’re sitting on her bed and i’m under the blanket because i’m cold and there was something on my leg and i was like “what’s this” and reached under the blanket to put it aside and make it stop touching my leg and it was A DILDO

actually it was a vibrator

I DIDN’T GET A VERY GOOD LOOK AT IT WHEN I WAS FLINGING IT ACROSS THE BED

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madi and i are hanging out in her bedroom and we’re sitting on her bed and i’m under the blanket because i’m cold and there was something on my leg and i was like “what’s this” and reached under the blanket to put it aside and make it stop touching my leg and it was A DILDO

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gendeerfluid:

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:

"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

its not even halloween let me enjoy the skeletons first before shoving santa up my anus

fartgallery:

we all need a hand to hold sometimes

also!! madi and harry took me to a comic book shop so madi could pick up some stuff she’d subscribed to and she attempted to introduce me to the wonderful world of comics and she asked me what i was into and we were talking about guardians of the galaxy and how i’ve been trying to read it, and as we rounded the corner there was this middleaged dude who goes “you were talking about gotg, right?? the rocket raccoon stuff was really god” and when madi redirected him to me because i was the one who’d said so and i mentioned i am a new baby to the comics world, he gave me a bunch of recommendations!! and in like, a genuinely enthusiastic about sharing the wonderful world of comics and some really cool stuff in it with me way. the exact opposite of how you would expect a middleaged dude to treat a teenage girl who doesn’t know anything about comics in a comic shop, basically

it was so nice i’m so happyyyy

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ANYWAY harry and i spent today hanging around boston and it was fabulous and when she found me at south station we embraced and i didn’t let go and we literally just collapsed onto the ground

so right now i’m at madi’s house where there’s WIFI!!!! and they’re making me watch transformers

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i watched Tiger & Bunny over the past few days! here’s my liveplurk transcript

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#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #Tiger & Bunny